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Description
Hours of sanding for a smooth finish... only to tell everyone: "HANDS OFF!" 🪵🛑
Every woodworker knows the feeling. You spend countless hours selecting the wood, cutting, joining, and finishing a piece until it's perfect. It's a work of art. And the last thing you want is sticky fingers or careless hands all over it!
This shirt perfectly captures that protective sentiment with a hilarious twist.
Why this shirt is a workshop essential:
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Relatable Humor: Features the witty quote: "Woodworking Is The Art Of Turning Logs Into Furniture That You're Not Allowed To Touch." It's a great conversation starter and inside joke among craftsmen.
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Great Design: The retro typography and log pile icon give it a classic, rugged look. The gold and white print pops beautifully on dark apparel (we recommend black, navy, or dark heather grey).
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The Perfect Gift: A fantastic and funny gift idea for the carpenter, cabinet maker, or DIY enthusiast in your life. Ideal for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just because they spend too much time in the garage.
Wear your passion (and your protective nature) proudly!
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A good-looking yet cozy sweatshirt is sure to be a wardrobe essential, especially in cooler seasons. It’s basic, it’s easy to mix and match, and better yet it looks flattering on everyone. Yet choosing the right sweatshirt is never an easy task, since there are multiple criteria to bear in mind. Something that is soft and snug, warm as fire, and stylish paired with any other pieces? The question is where to find such a perfect one? Don’t worry, cause it’s right here. Once you try it on, you'll rush to buy one for every day of the week. |
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